Shut it!

I'm not really opposed to homosexuality. I'm even treating it as a common thing already because of how prevalent it is in my school. However, what will you do if a friend of yours just keeps on yapping about how this other girl does this things just to get her attention which makes her think that the other girl must have a crush on her because the other girl is treating her like 'someone special' and you're just so damn tired of hearing all of those things but you can't actually tell your friend to shut up or else because she'll get hurt if you do it?
its pretty funny how some people twist things around so that they won't come out as the desperate ones. Its also funny that they keep on beating around the bush when you already know what they're gonna say but you still find sweet torture in seeing them all shy and uncertain of how they're gonna say that thing they want to say. And its incredibly funny how they always try to deny the truth when awhile ago they're already stating the facts that they like that person.
the whole thing's actually fine with me, but I can't very much relate if the object of my friend's desire is also a girl. I mean, hello? I also have the same physique as her crush: I have boobs and a butt and a face and arms and hands and feet and hair....You know, I also possess those things, too. And the fact that her crush doesn't actually look like a guy only make things weirder for me.
now, pretend you're in my shoes......what're you gonna do?